Monday, February 24, 2014

What I've Learned in Group Therapy.

Sun Wu Kong (William)- Sun Wu Kong blinded the Jade Emperor. Wowza.

Ra (Isabelle)- His eye turned into a tiger and devoured people. You could say he has the Eye of the Tiger.

Thor (Sidney)- Thor cross-dressed to save his precious hammer. What a pansy!
Odin (Ethan)- Do I really need to talk about myself anymore?

Loki (Rosie)- Loki's daughter is where Hell gets it's name. He must be so proud.
Balder (Cassie)- His only weakness is MISTLETOE of all things.
Freya (Rena)- Gold comes from her tears. I may need to become an abusive husband. Nah that's not a joking matter. Sorry honey.
Set (Roseanna)- He reeaally wanted control of Egypt. Enough so to murder his own friends.Jade Emperor (Caleb)- The Jade Emperor was a mortal uintil he achieved balance in the Tao.Coyote (Tom)- His own son died after he made everything mortal. The hindsight is strong in this one.
Hermes (Connor)- He turned Apollo's cows hoove's backwards.
Artemis (Annelise)- Some creeper was peeping on her bathing, so she turned the guy into a deer.
 
Raven (Max)- He gave us all the light in the world by stealing some bags. That's kinda cool!Apollo (Jamie)- He had 49 children with 49 different lovers. What a player
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Horus (Kelsey)- He married HIS OWN MOTHER. Like seriously that's weird man.Osiris (Sydney)- Was chopped into pieces, and all were recovered. Almost all...


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