Monday, February 24, 2014

What I've Learned in Group Therapy.

Sun Wu Kong (William)- Sun Wu Kong blinded the Jade Emperor. Wowza.

Ra (Isabelle)- His eye turned into a tiger and devoured people. You could say he has the Eye of the Tiger.

Thor (Sidney)- Thor cross-dressed to save his precious hammer. What a pansy!
Odin (Ethan)- Do I really need to talk about myself anymore?

Loki (Rosie)- Loki's daughter is where Hell gets it's name. He must be so proud.
Balder (Cassie)- His only weakness is MISTLETOE of all things.
Freya (Rena)- Gold comes from her tears. I may need to become an abusive husband. Nah that's not a joking matter. Sorry honey.
Set (Roseanna)- He reeaally wanted control of Egypt. Enough so to murder his own friends.Jade Emperor (Caleb)- The Jade Emperor was a mortal uintil he achieved balance in the Tao.Coyote (Tom)- His own son died after he made everything mortal. The hindsight is strong in this one.
Hermes (Connor)- He turned Apollo's cows hoove's backwards.
Artemis (Annelise)- Some creeper was peeping on her bathing, so she turned the guy into a deer.
 
Raven (Max)- He gave us all the light in the world by stealing some bags. That's kinda cool!Apollo (Jamie)- He had 49 children with 49 different lovers. What a player
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Horus (Kelsey)- He married HIS OWN MOTHER. Like seriously that's weird man.Osiris (Sydney)- Was chopped into pieces, and all were recovered. Almost all...


Friday, February 14, 2014

The Final Countdown.

War. War never changes. The battle of Ragnarok is the exception. This battle shall end the reign of the Aesir, and ultimately the gods themselves. I have foreseen all that is to come, and will give this tale to you mortals as to never forget my reign. I am Odin, and this is the story of my end. It will begin with the murder of my son Balder. While this news upsets me greatly, I have come to terms with his end. But not only that but a great winter of three years shall grip the world, causing wars that pit brother against brother, slaying much of mankind. And after these events, the beautiful red rooster, Fjalar the All-Knowing, shall descend from the heavens and alert the giants and all the world that Ragnarok has begun.

The invasion of my home and stronghold, Asgard shall be sieged, it's walls set on fire by the great and powerful fire giant Surt. My warriors of Valhalla, the greatest soldiers on Earth, brought here by my Valkyries, shall aid my Aesir and I in the battle against evil. And we shall march to war. I shall battle Fenrir, the great wolf and son of Loki, and he shall slay me. The Midgard Serpent, a creature of great evil shall arise to battle Thor, and they will kill each other simultaneously. Loki, my underling shall betray us, and join the Jotunn and fight Heimdall and both shall face their demise by the hand of the other. Freyr the Great will fall at the hand of Surt, and the battle will have ended.

Nine worlds in a blazing inferno of death. Surt will set all worlds ablaze, pushing all lands into now boiling seas. But I find comfort only in one thing. The world will go on.

Thursday, February 13, 2014

Concluding the Copiously Cold-Blooded Conflict.

After the Fire giant Surt slays Freyr, he shall set the all nine worlds into a blazing inferno, boiling the seas, and sinking all land. There is nothing I can do to prevent this. I have come to terms with this only because of one reason: I have seen that the world WILL go on.

The Climatic Conflict of a Cold, Cold Combatic Conflict.

As I stated earlier, the Giant Red Chicken will have announced Ragnarok's coming and at that point the battle will begin. The fire giant Surf will set the walls of my palace, Asgard, on fire. Fenrir the Wolf will break free and wreak havoc, and the moon and sun shall be swallowed by wolves. As my Aesir march to battle, my sons and I do as well. I will battle the wolf Fenrir, and face my demise by him. My son Thor shall battle the Midgard Serpent, and they shall simultaneously slay each other. It is said Loki, my underling will betray us and will fight Heimdal, and both shall meet their doom there. Freyr will be killed by the fire giant Surt, and at that point, the battle will be concluding.

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

The Beginning of the End.

As I have explained, Ragnarok is the ultimate battle between good and evil. But what will signal this conflict? A murder of my son Balder. A winter of 3 years, which results in a plague of wars that will pit brother against brother. And finally, a beautiful red rooster "Fjalar the All-Knowing" will warn the giants that Ragnarok has begun, and the great battle shall begin.

What is the Conflict in Ragnarok?

Light vs. Dark. Good vs. Evil. This is the ultimate conflict leading to Ragnarok. In all of history the roots of good and evil have been what has driven man and god alike to act as they do, and Ragnarok is ultimately the conclusion to this epic struggle for dominance. Between my Aesir and the demonic Jotunn, the world will come to a conclusion, whether or good or evil, I am uncertain for now.

Tuesday, February 11, 2014

My Comrades in War.

Thor, the huge, strongly built, red-bearded god. Loki, the pleasingly handsome shape-shifter. Tyr, the hulking, blond hair blue-eyed son on Odin, who is missing his left hand.  These are all people who I shall fight alongside in Ragnarok. These are the men who plan on aiding my Vallhallan Warriors in the final battle against evil. Wish these men luck.

Sunday, February 9, 2014

You Mortals have Honored Me.

I am honored to have been represented by you mere mortals in your popular culture. In J.R.R Tolkien's Lord of the Rings series, he believed the grand wizard Gandalf to be the representation of me in my wandering form. I am also a playable (and frankly the best) character in the popular video game SMITE. And my grand accomplishment is my appearance in the Marvel Comic Universe, as the father of Thor and defender of Asgard, which led me to my representation in the blockbuster hit "Thor". I am honored by you humans, and will be appeased only with more showings of my grand feats.

Monday, February 3, 2014

Ragnarok

For the Great Battle I prepare. I send my Valkyries down to my world to bring me the strongest and bravest of warriors to my hall, Valhalla, in my palace of Asgard. Ragnarok, the doom of Gods and Humans alike is something that cannot be stopped, can be fought with bravery and honor on the Plains of Vigrid. I know the one day Surt the giant shall set the world on fire, and when he does my Aesir and I must stand against the forces of evil.
      When a winter of 3 years comes upon us I know the time is near. My son Balder will be murdered and the All-knowing Giant red rooster will warn all that Ragnarok is here.                
      I will be killed by the Fenrir wolf and Thor and the Midgard Serpent will kill each other. Loki will turn on the Aesir, and fight Heimdall, and they will kill each other. Tyr and the watchdog “Garm” from Hel, will also kill each other. Freyr will be killed by the fire giant named Surt. Finally Surt will set all the nine worlds, in a flaming inferno and they will sink into the boiling sea. There is nothing the Gods can do to prevent Ragnarok. My only comfort is that, I predict that Ragnarok, will not be the end of the world.Ragnarok_The_end_of_the_World_Surt_norse_mythology